Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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