Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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