Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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