So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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