is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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