went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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