I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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