Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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