This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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