It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
My sheets look like a crime scene.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Randomize
