..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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