I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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