You're completely useless in the revolution.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Two words: nipple clamps
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