he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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