so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
How's work?
Spinning.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
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