Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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