I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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