Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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