Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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