Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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