i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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