Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
We have started to decorate penises.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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