Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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