So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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