Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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