The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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