I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
