Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Verdict: uncircumcised.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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