I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I AM VODKA MAN
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
