you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Randomize
