I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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