I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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