I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Randomize
