My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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