do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he was CRYING into my vagina
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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