i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
