What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Bring me that man meat
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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