there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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