His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
My hand turned me down
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
