You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Randomize
