If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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