It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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