was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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