Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
I love black thongs
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
