why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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