i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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