I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I skipped work to stalk him.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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