Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
