just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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