wat bout pragnant strippers??
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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