i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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