i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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