i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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