Don't you send me to vm
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Randomize