I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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