i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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