I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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