I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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