Me too!
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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